One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
