She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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