Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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