well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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