I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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