I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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