On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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