i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
