And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
and you fell through a lawn chair
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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