On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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