More tranny stories later!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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