we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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