She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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