I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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