return my video game
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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