"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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