so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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