She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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