Your dad touched me again.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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