Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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