she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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