I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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