Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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