i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I can't put those talents on a resume
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
