I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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