Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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