Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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