I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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