In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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