Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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