drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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