Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you inspire me to be a worse person
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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