I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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