Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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