That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
