big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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