i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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