Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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