Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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