i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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