at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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