I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My penis needs a shock collar
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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