windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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