they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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