so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Are we in a gay sports bar?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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