when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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