So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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