I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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