week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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