so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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