I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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