Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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