I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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