You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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