i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just want to make out with him forever
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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